BERNSTEIN BEARS MC TAKE TUCSON!

500 "BERNSTEIN BEARS" MOTORCYCLE GANG MEMBERS(A.K.A. "THE HELLS HEBREWS")ARRIVED AT DAVIS AIRFORCE BASE IN SOUTH TUCSON EARLY THIS MORNING ON PANHEAD HARLEY DAVIDSONS ATTACHED TO F-35, A-10 AND LASER-CONTROLLED PATRIOT MISSLE SYSTEMS FOLLOWING WHAT CLUB COMMANDER GENERAL DAVID PATTONSTEIN CALLED "A SPLASH-DOWN PARTY IN SYRIA WITH A BUNCH OF TALIBAN LESBIANS".